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Cool Maths Equations
RELATIONSHIP ARITHMETIC
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =production
Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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August 25th, 2007 at 1:52 am
Found this through StubleUpon… just hilarious!
May 5th, 2008 at 2:13 am
Jayne >> Me too. So fun !
May 6th, 2008 at 9:05 am
I like how this page pretended to be about math and then degenerated gradually into sexist nonsense.
May 21st, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I like how Julia is such a twat.
lighten up moron, it’s called a joke.
Funny as hell btw,
June 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Men do get the last words in an argument and those words are:
Yes dear.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am
ahahaha me too! i love stuble upon!
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Wow nice joke
found through stumble too lol
kinda true to tho…
i always end the argument “yes baby, i am wrong. i’m sorry i wont do (insert bad thing here) again.”
lol gotta love stumble tho
March 5th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Wow this is fucking retarded. It’s not even about math…it’s just a bunch of sexist bullshit. And when someone intelligent enough to realize that posts it they are called ‘a twat’…more ignorant sexist bullshit…i love how the people who say stupid shit like that are always the dumbest. why is being a sexist cool and being a white trash bigot not cool?? Get a neocortex. This article was gay, and moreover STUPID because none of it is actually math…and I’m saying this as a Phd student in math.
May 24th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Wow, calm down. If you don’t like the joke stumble again. Geez.
March 23rd, 2011 at 9:25 pm
I like how it’s wrong for a joke to be sexist but you can use the word GAY to describe it as if A JOKE is capable of having a sexuality.
Gay and Stupid not the same thing Ted, so maybe you should study up on your definitions before you make a comment. Mr. PHD in Math.
I thought it was a funny joke.
June 10th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Ted get a life, it is a JOKE you know it is meant to be funny. Guess what the funniest jokes are normally sexiest, racist or discriminatory in some way or another. It is funny because there is a partical of truth in what is being said. The day you can not laugh at yourself is the day everyone laughs at you, you lame ass dork