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Alien-Like Being Born From A Cow In Thailand
This dead alien-like being found in a small town in Thailand was claimed to be born from a cow and seems at first to be a severe case of birth malformation defect. A closer examination however reveal that the alien being resembles too much of a human baby with its front legs looking more like hands than feet.
In the form of a ritual, the local residents pour baby powder onto the dead body and burnt incense in their belief of cleansing the area of evil and hopeful that it will be reincarnated peacefully.
6 more pics of the alien from a cow in Thailand after the jump.
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June 12th, 2008 at 9:34 am
And then they ate it.
June 12th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Its a fetus..
June 12th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
i wish i can see it without all the baby powder on it
June 12th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
now we know what the thais do with cows vejayjay every night.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Scary…
June 12th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
This is a genetic mutation known as a “bulldog”. It is an extreme form of achondroplasia..the same genetic variation that results in dwarfism. It appears more in some breeds of cattle than others. Having said that I much prefer the alien baby story!
June 12th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
It’s ManBearPig!!!! i’m super cereal
June 12th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
[...] Really odd pictures of Alienesque being born from a cow. [...]
June 12th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Evil DEVIL BABY,Good job it is dead or is it.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
[...] In the form of a ritual, the local residents pour baby powder onto the dead body and burnt incense in their belief of cleansing the area of evil and hopeful that it will be reincarnated peacefully. - hm [...]
June 13th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Zana’s correct. Bovine achondroplasia, pure and simple.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:28 am
I suspect it looks humanoid because somebody has been breaking bones to get it into the right pose. Anyone who has been to the display cupboards of a medical or veterinarian faculty knows that genetic deformations like this one are well known and a statistical probability in any animal populaition.
Had it come out alive and built a spaceship while expanding our science telepathically then I would have considered the alien hypothesis a bit more seriously.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:51 am
i think one of the guys there just fuck the cow and that was born…
June 13th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Has this writer ever seen a human baby?!
This creature is way too big for any human delivery, and the front legs look nothing like arms/hands. Nothing like a human baby. Bovine achondroplasia seems most likely (though I’m rather intrigued by Arnor’s explanation, I have to say.)
June 13th, 2008 at 11:20 am
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June 13th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
The Human-like prone position may not be due to bone breakage but rather due to flexibility. The bones may not be solidly formed? Fetuses are exceedingly flexible to fit into the womb, an extraordinary tight space.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
mcbeef anyone?
June 14th, 2008 at 2:12 am
Didn’t any one else note the lack of gender? Why is it that every time an “Alien” is “found” or suspected to be found there is no genitals of any kind. Aliens bump uglies too or they couldn’t exist. Nature is nature no matter what planet you’re from and the same basic laws of procreation would have to apply. Even if an alien race was more evolved as a species I would think that the sexual organs would be even more advanced then that of a humans or at least as efficient. This is a hoax and not even a good one. Whoever made the body in question just didn’t think this one through before actually going through the steps to gain interest from the general public. Try a little harder next time and stop watching those old episodes of Alien Autopsy and X Files for ideas. Next time open up a medical book at least go out into a grassy field and lift up a cows skirt so you know what it looks like. If you’re going to go all the way with a hoax you should really go all the way with it. This was “calf-asses”.
June 14th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Correction on that last pun…..”calf-assed” is what I meant :p
June 14th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Why don’t they just bury it and let it rest in peace. Why do these poor countries need to treat all malformed births like they are a monumental event. Savages!
June 14th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
[...] dead alien-like being found in a small town in Thailand was claimed to be born from a cow and seems at first [...]
June 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Ok, I am scared…
June 15th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
…yeah but how does it taste? like chicken?
June 15th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I guess those aliens have too much time on their hands. The heck with chasing hot human babes when you can do a cow. I know if I was an Alien and traveled millions of miles to get here then a cow would be my first choice, but hey, that’s me.
There is a local song around this area by Jonathan Brandmeier and it kind of reminded me of it. It goes like this: “Moo, Moo. I love you. I know you’re a cow but anything will do. Whoo wee, can’t ya see that I just wanta make love to you.” I tried to post a link so you could hear it but couldn’t find it. Maybe you’ll have better luck if you search.
I think they couldn’t decide whether to worship it or eat it so they chose the baby powder. That would of course be the next logical choice. Everyone knows that.
I have to go. All this talk of cow impregnation has turned me on. Good thing I live in the country and live close to a dairy farm and cows usually don’t press charges. Now I know why the UFO sightings are so frequent in this area.
OK, I’ll shut up. Bye.
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June 15th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Tastes like chicken! Yumbo!!!
June 16th, 2008 at 12:10 am
I’d bet that Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Network would eat that thing, whatever it is. He may even mate with it first…
June 16th, 2008 at 2:40 am
When cattle mutilations occur, they are retrieving these beings.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:50 am
holy shit! the dude that hit that cow must be insane LOL
June 16th, 2008 at 5:43 am
The aliens are probably up in their spacecraft right now giggling their assess off.
June 16th, 2008 at 7:32 am
zana, wiggle and skeptic; same person, or….nope, same person. The disinformationists are early on this one.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Looks like all the cattle mutilations have payed off and the Greys are making progress.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:18 am
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June 16th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I told ya Manbearpigs are real, now will you believe me about global warming and CO2?
June 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
its a genetic mutation, nothing more. science, enlightenment and education are DEAD.
guess were back to the boogyman (alien) in the closet dark ages.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Im sorry if I appear to be ‘milking’ this story, but after reading it and chewing the cud, I suspect that it is just a genetic mootation. On the udder hand, it might be an Alien, (funny way to introduce themselves though….).
June 16th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
@Renee: Typical of most Western responses to call non-whites savages. How about this explanation:
A white camera crew comes to asia and sets up some bull crap and pulls too-trusting people into throwing Johnson&Johnson baby powder on it (that they got from the IMF for stealing their fish), then sent the pictures to your dumb arse in order to distract you from Iraq, high gas prices, and the foreclosures.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
This is not an alien, nor is it a malformed cow. It is impossible for a cow to be so totally oppsite it basic genetic construct. Many of you have missed the obvious. It is a transgenic being. Someone has been tampering with the genetic makeup of cows and humans. Check out all of the recent articles about transgenics. Wake up people. This is the repeating of ancient technology. TEOTWAWKI.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
It is just a bovine foetus, that is the answer, but please do not knock the Thai’s superstition, especially as the people in question seen to be from the rural regions. We all have our fears, we should just be grateful that the picture was posted for us all to see.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:52 am
I bet they fucked it, then ate it next…
June 17th, 2008 at 6:56 am
It’s kinda hot. Can I have it’s phone number?
But seriously, it appears the technology of the previous manhamvantara is reappearing amonst us, the children of the fifth sun.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Wake up humanoids……black budget trillion dollar budgets…mixed with mad men with a satanic lust….these human chimeras are already in existance in the underground military bases that your tax dollars paid for….wake up and become conscious again.
Dieter
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June 17th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
It’s the chupacabra.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
sorry im on a diet and would be ordering just a diet coke !!
some other time maybe !!
June 19th, 2008 at 4:29 am
The form of the head seems a bit off to be a bovine achondroplasia, although all other signs point to such a conclusion. A GMO would also be a good theory.
But an alien cow/human hybrid…. give me a break.
What the hell would be the point of it all?
June 20th, 2008 at 9:41 am
44 years ago when I was 18, a cow in the country had a calf with a human face. People flocked to see it. It was born in an Indian community. Humans, being croosbred Hominids (apes) and a superior race of beings, it’s not so hard to imagine that maybe, just maybe, some poor sod did a cow a grave injustice instead of finding himself a woman, resulting in that odd looking creature, half Bovine, half Human.
June 25th, 2008 at 3:13 am
Johnson - the first post.
I just want to say: The vision of your-own-world is too narrow.
Bye
June 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am
It could have been the result of the genetically engineered grains fed to the mother…
June 26th, 2008 at 6:59 am
Sorry but I’m not convinced & I’m not trying to convince anyone but my thoughts on this is that this cow/calf ( pic above ) ISN’T a result of achondroplasia. I don’t buy that in this case. Not to be funny or anything but to me this “being” maybe the result of someone ( A human ) in the village that had sex & impregnated the cow, thus making the cow give birth to this humanoid. Also, was there an autopsy done on it to rule out human DNA or support the achondroplasia theory?
June 29th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Uh, Shelley, human/cow babies are quite literally impossible. Two species can only interbreed if they’re similar enough (ie horses and zebras, horses and donkeys, lions and tigers).
June 30th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Where is side show bob?
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:22 pm
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July 4th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Thanks Kate for explaing, after viewing the pics I was truly amazed & began to wonder. It’s just really strange in that the only thing on the body that resembled a cow is a tail & the huffs which appear to be like hands & feet. It made me think of The Island of Dr. Moreau & the theory I came to that I said above…*Smile*.
July 9th, 2008 at 6:21 am
They’re praying for it’s soul to be rested, so it won’t haunt them..
July 29th, 2008 at 9:35 am
is that true? It scared me! really … but if that is a real fetus i pity the baby.
July 31st, 2008 at 11:22 am
OMG! Is that even possible!!!
I swear when you think of it…we homosapiens are to friggen to blame for all this…we’re causing our own demise…BE AFRAID BE VEEEEEEEEERY AFRAID!
August 1st, 2008 at 4:14 am
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August 4th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Regardless of wether it is an alien or not dont forget evolution has twists so regardless wether it is one or not theres always somthing we hvent seen or will never
August 25th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
[...] defect. A closer examination however reveal that the alien being resembles too much of a human baby with its front legs looking more like hands than [...]
September 13th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
kinda like the Montauk monster
September 16th, 2008 at 11:07 am
This is a result of the genetic experiment that the non-gender , non regenerative “aliens” are up to. they need to be able to regenerate and they need a genetic mutation to accomplish their goal. Eventually everyone will see. that the evil “Men of renown have returned from the great flood to reclaim what they started. Do no be fooled by their lies and great signs and wonder they exhibit. This was probably an experiment to prove some issue that needs to be worked out in their endeavor/…MK 13:19 For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which God created unto this time, neither shall be.
MK 13:20 And except that the Lord had shortened those days, no flesh should be saved: but for the elects sake, whom he hath chosen, he hath shortened the days.
MK 13:21 And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:
September 17th, 2008 at 4:28 am
anyway it looks like chicken
December 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
EVOLUTION!!!!!!
December 25th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Wow. I can’t believe how many people actually believe that a human and cow can produce offspring together. Like someone said earlier, we’re not near closely related enough to Cows to produce offspring. Not even monkeys are close enough. Neanderthals were close enough to produce offspring, but they’re extinct, so we’re forced to stick to our species.
Also addressing what “Moo cares” said. The gender is shown. It’s a male calf. The area that the penis will potrude from is that bump in the middle of the stomache that looks like a belly button. About a week ago I was working on a cattle ranch. Never heard of this before. Cows must have inbred.
December 27th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Thailand people are allowed to have sex with animals, this is none other than a result.
January 8th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Hi - I am not sure what inferences are being drawn from this. Clearly (to me anyway) this is a severely malformed calf and the comment around ‘front legs looking like hands’ in my eyes is not the case. Different cultures will of course treat these acts of nature differently and certainly in this case the dead calf was received a great send off by the looks of things!
January 22nd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Blessings! I ahve received a special word from Heaven and have learned that this “animal” is half cow and half demon/alien or possibly a genetic experiment done by demon-possessed evolutionists who vote for Democrats and think gitmo is evil and that the Bible is just a lot of old false stories. And blessings!
January 22nd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Blessigns! The Lord has revealed to me that this is a half cow-half demon-half space alien experiment done with the full knowledge of secular humanist evolutionist scientists who vot for Democrats. Blessings!
February 4th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
It is amazing what some faiths and beliefs draw from such an incident like this. The fact that this is clearly a deformed calf in the western society would be left as just that - a deformed calf. However, cultures somewhat different to ours take a dramatically different view. That is not to say there is anything wrong in this, given our vast varying cultures and societies this is in essence what makes the human race such a diverse and sometimes embracing species.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I want to see it fight a “Liger”!!
March 31st, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I doubt that the white stuff is baby powder. Probably a mix of flour and powered sugar. Deep fat fry and cover with cherry sause. Yum! That method also works with baby yeti.
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April 30th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
This is the scariest alien I have ever seen.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:18 am
ok, so it’s obviously either a deformed cow, or a DOLL, ten browniw points to frank vee XD funny stuff
June 14th, 2009 at 3:45 am
did the guy charge money to look?
what are all the facts?
thais are little schemers always looking to earn a buck.
June 22nd, 2009 at 12:04 am
I Think The Aliens Wanna Make Hybrids Because They’re Weak & Can’t Live On Earth So Maybe
They Make Hybrids To Stay Alive On Their Planet & Our Planet